Shimmaz (27) from Leicestershire, England, leicestershire ish
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About me
Im tasha,25 from the e mids I'm pretty,witty n loads a fun,I'm a size 14,curves in the right places,g cup chest,love men in uniform.. who dont! I have long brown hair,green eyes,tanned,go to the gym,people say i look like jordan I have the pics to prove it. Looking for a chat,fun,a meet,a beer,who knows,depends how we click I suppose. Come and talk to me... you know you wanna! xxx ask for a pic ... you will like wot you see!favourite foods,chicken liver pate,if i can find someone who can make it like they used to in my local i swear i will marry them,tis pure gorgeous,loads of hot buttered melba toast and a little gloop of cumberland sauce,er what else? Ok i am also a sucker for a macdonalds happy meal n strawberry shake so if ya kinda skint,that will do... I also love wine,but dont go too mad,me taste buds aint matured yet (obviously due to the above) so a bottle of blue nun is dandy.i adore fishfingers soaked in vinegar... like to eat them til ya mouth puckers like your bumhole.
Shimmaz's Bands
GENERAL
- UsernameShimmaz
- SexualityFemale seeking Male
- Age27
- StarsignLibra
- AreaUnited Kingdom, England, Leicestershire
- Townleicestershire ish
- Last Login13/06/2008
- Member since18/06/2007
MY APPEARANCE
- Height5´ 6" (168 cm)
- Bodyshapeabout average
- Haircolourdark brown
- Hairstylelong
- Eyecolourgreen
- General appearanceEuropean/White
MY LIFE
- OccupationManager
- Professionmanagement
- EducationCollege Languages
- English
MY INTERESTS
- I like...men in uniform,beer,wine,lie ins,bed,diy,
- I dislike...dog poo,stilton cheese,vension,winter mornings
- Looking for...
- Sports
- Music
- Authors
About me
- Where I liveI live in a little village on the leics/lincs/notts borders. Its quiet,peaceful and around me is rolling countryside. Where i live is great for those quiet nights in the hammock or swimming pool in the garden,but if you want a pint of milk after 9 half 9 NOT A CHANCE.
- Where are you originally from?DARRRRN SARRRRF,se london girl,i do miss it,but i dont miss the people,the hustle n bustle,the property prices. I love the smell in the london tube tunnels/platforms,diesel/disinfectant and tramps wee,nice.
- Do you want to stay there?Eventually I would like to move to the southwest,croyde,st ives,looe,penzance,saunton,woolacombe something like that.
- What is your occupation?Right im gonna use this bit for more profile as its not long enough Im tasha,25 from the central uk area,I'm pretty,witty and loads a fun,I'm a size 14,with curves in the right places, g cup chest,love men in uniform.. who dont! I have long brown/blonde hair depends on my mood,big green eyes,tanned,go to the gym, people say I look a cross between the blonde one from girls aloud and jordan,I have the pics to prove it. Looking for a chat,fun,a meet,a beer,who knows,depends how we click I suppose. Come and talk to me... you know you wanna! xxx ask for a pic ... you will like wot you see! .... ALSO if u can use THE CODE words below it ll prove you have read my profile to the max... ta muchly... tea? caviar? plums? guess my msn .. OK AS YOU ARE ALL CLEVER GITS.. work it out ready... your hand has some of these,but they need to be made of the atlantics finest first,next what is the opposite of dark and damp,well its not that,its something that arthur fowler never had any of,add them together,and voila go on work it out its one word - i have made it harder!!!!! more about me,god i drone on dont i... but i dont care cos tis MY profile,ok favourite foods,chicken liver pate,if i can find someone who can make it like they used to in my local i swear i will marry them,tis pure gorgeous,loads of hot buttered melba toast and a little gloop of cumberland sauce,er what else? in the morning i need two cups of coffee one to drink,and one to dip my toast in-- dont knock it til you try it!tis gorgeous! and a recent discovery - take one mouthful of baileys-swallow,then one small garners pickled onion -chew n swallow... they compliment each other,like cheese n pineapple sticks! Ok i am also a sucker for a macdonalds happy meal n strawberry shake... so if ya kinda skint,that will do... I also love wine,but dont go too mad,me taste buds aint matured yet (obviously due to the above) so a bottle of blue nun is dandy. finally i adore fishfingers soaked in vinegar... like to eat them til ya mouth puckers like ya bum hole. LA GLOCKENSPIEL! UPDATE > find narrator in microsoft sam,type the word wellington boot and listen tis listened to best on 5,5,5 - or hold down shift and press 6 tis most hillarious! end of update UPDATE AGAIN> more dronings on... I love cornwall,and the north coast of devon,I really do not see the point in getting on a plane n travelling miles when some of the best coastlines and beaches are in our own country,st ives is buuuuuuutiful,the harbour is gorgeous,specially at dusk,with that gentle warm breeze off the sea,the buzz of the harbour coming to a close,the old cobbled streets with its little ice cream and sea food parlours,the sound of the seas roar far out to sea,the smell of fish and chips on every corner,I love sitting outside a bar and watching the sky change from the lightest blue,through the most amazing sunset,with shades of pinks and oranges i've never seen before,even my crayola crayon triangle doesnt have them colours on !! then to that gorgeous dusky midnighty blue colour,and the stars,so clear and white and bright,like each one has been handwashed in daz before being carefully placed back in the sky,its an amazing view from on top of the sanddune,if you lay down on a blanket and stare at the stars in the sky and sorta let your eyes come out of focus a little,its like they are about 5 feet away,its almost like you can touch them.I also love the view from up there,st ives in the distance,twinkling away and behind me the dual carriage way in the distance,with the occasional tremble from a lorry,and I sit up there and think wow,all this is about 4 hours away by car,yeah by car,so I dont have to rely on anyone else,no pilots,or checking in and out,just get in my car,fill the tank,and drive.Then the next day,down to the beach 3 miles of gorgeous sand,and sanddunes,even in the summer you can walk down it and not see a soul,its gorgeous,godrevy lighthouse in the distance,with the waves hitting the rocks,i even love it out of season,cold,windy,rain lashing your face,the waves roaring like thunder a few metres below,the sea spray wacking your face like a handful of rice has been thrown at you,and then when you are soaked,cold,wet,and sore,head to the local pub,for a pint by the roaring log fire.Tis the most bestestest place in the whole world and one day i WILL live there. Ok what else... schools lie,orange paint and a white polo shirt = disaster! they say the paint is washable,yeah,as washable as them dye cartridges that explode over stolen money,as washable as hydrochloric blummin acid,the orange paint grabs the little white fibres and clings on for dear life. grrr! update over!grapple with ya apples! sing with me the bucks fizz choon stars in your eyes little one,where do you go to dream....... to a place pause far away,in the land of make berrrrrrlieve, squeal the land of make believe..... shadows tapping at ya window, ghostly voices whsiper will you come and play e a eee aaaaaay not for all the tea in china NOR the corn in carolina...never never ever....... your turn!!!! update > i am a bad mum i have carefully opened my sons left over easter eggs and removed 1 bag of mini eggs and re sealed the box,so when he finally comes to eat it,i shall say,packaging error,what? im starvin!!!! update> touch cloth,there u know who u r... touch cloth in white pants!!!!!! UPDATE > quark why ... tis all i really wanna say ... it sounds horrible,like the noise a seagull makes before reguritating chips over ya head ... quark... it disturbs me.. it does.... i mean it just dont sound appeitising... it sounds like hmmm a strong hand cleaner for mechanics or a form of loo paper,i wipe with quark... jim changed his oil and found some on his new paving stones so jim used quark and the stains all gone... quark,see thats what cillit bang should have been called.
- What have you done so far?CONFESSIONS!!! I must confess to finding my bin full on tuesday evening (rammed full,and if its open a gnats knacker they wont collect it)I then realised I couldnt risk it and chucked my bottle of blue nun (empty of course) and a chicken carcass in next door but ones hedge. apologies. I confess to 1 when moving to a new house aged 9 I buried my tiny tears complete with fake blood in some cling film and carrier bags,so that the new owners would dig it up and hopefully be horrified. 2 I lit a candle in my bedroom on the floor (fire hazard yes I know) and I couldnt blow it out so I got my dads favourite blue flannel and doused it in water and used that (aged 11) 3 I took nans fetching floral armchairs on castors down the hill outside (i rode one and my little bro rode the other) we left them at the junction by the doctors and ran back home laughing... we then spent the £20 my dad left for them to be taken to the dump on chips and in the arcade (aged 11.) 4 when gits in lorries drive through my ickle village and ask for directions I purposely send them on a very long detour complete with badly signed low bridge. more to follow I confess to faking a letter from the planning office to my dad saying his new extension and patio is 3.4 inches too big and needs to be removed immediately... mwah ha ha ha. drinking all the white wine at my mother in laws birthday party,old aunt jean wanted some wine,and as she is old and has no sense of smell I filled the bottle with water and happily topped her glass up all night,she even took a tumble in the garden and got a rollocking for being drunk... ha,sorry. On holiday with my parents we drove down in seperate cars,we stopped at the services whilst my parents got coffee,we moved their car and carried on,an hour later my mum rung almost hysterical saying the car had been nicked... I had to convince them that they are both in the early stages of dementia and that where I moved it to they definately parked. evil cow aint i? yes it was also me that moved the roadwork signs from outside my parents to send a double decker bus down the smallest of cul de sacs.. apolgies... and apologies to those at number 84,because of my foolish actions your garden wall was demolished by the number 12. Yes it was me that at my lil brothers 7 th birthday party I fed all his friends the nasty orange berries on the bush outside,resulting in stomach ache for most of them... (I do not apologise for this as he melted my my little pony on the radiator during a rather gripping episode of krypton factor.) Yes it was me that mixed all the potions in my chemistry set (thanks aunty carol,just what I always wanted not) and applied it to the bottom of the apple tree,resulting in a fizzing mess,that ate away about a 3rd of its roots,it still to this day leans to the left. yes it was me,after having 1 to many old dears in moaning at work,I freshly boiled up the kettle upon leaving to allow a nice crisp black ice to form..... old dear skittles anyone. yes it was me that,after buying new cups and glasses etc i threw out my old,not wanting to waste valuable bin space,i put them in a washing basket and left them at neighbours houses up and down the street. yes it was me number XX ash close melton.. that purchased you,whilst u was on holiday a rusting brown volvo 340 gl for £20 from the scrap yard and left it,complete with its oil spill on your driveway with the keys through your letter box,for 14 days ... resulting in a stained new driveway which I know cost you over £2000,and a few hundred quid to get clean. (im not sorry for this either,snobby gits) yes it was me mum that took your door keys and made u camp in the garage for 8 hours until dad got home with nothing but a dek chair and a barbeque for company.
- What are your future plans?Future plans,when my sons have grown up (currently 12 n 9)to travel and have a bit more me time. or win the lottery,i am doing £20's worth a week oh please just 5 numbers and the bonus ball would do!
- Your perfect partnerVin diesel,vinny jones,minty on eastenders,michael cairns tv chef,i love older,stocky,dark/shaved head,i love big built men, love stubble and a london or yorkshire accent has me weak kneed. Love a cheeky sense of humour n i love a big chest to rest my head on as i fall asleep,whilst he strokes my hair.
Stuff I like
- What are you interests/hobbies?At the moment i'm on a mad bikini diet,so im playin on the kids trampoline a lot,oooh me legs.... ow. Also love a beer,bottle of wine,walkin the dog. Er I also love being rudely awoken by boy racers speeding through my village at 4 am with CASTLES IN THE SKY on full whack my problems are 1 grrr shush im sleepin n 2 please please get another song... please!
- MusicMusic ranges from boston to duran duran to madonna tom alexander o neal to clubland 11
- Your fav tv serieseast enders,holby blue and city, jordan and peter,waterloo road,hotel babylon (i aint a couch potato,but in the winter when its dark and lashing down with rain its nice to turn the heating up a notch n curl up with a cup of tea in front of the tv)
- Your fav books/authorsBooks,mmm i read them on holiday on the beach,i dont really read at home. I like reading pat and sam,thats my mentality sam likes pat. pat likes sam. pat threw the ball. sam likes the ball.
- What sort of movies do you like?Something funny,or a chick flick ,horror is a no no as i have nightmares (wimp!) so no final destinations neither.. thats just yuk,n then when i have a near miss or something im constantly fretting,like ducking when i go out of the supermarket doors and i avoid level crossings too.. the grim reaper is out to get me oh he is.
- Types of people you like?I love open people,sarcastic,i'm one of the lads down my local,but in heels n lippy,I find it easier to talk to me,I can hold my own about cars,sports,and i often give advice as to where they go wrong from a womans point of view. I love sarcasm n quick wit as thats me all over.
- What kind of people do you find attractive? stocky shaved head dark eyes stubble well built,not just muscle i like my blokes well built/tubby.
- FoodIm easy just dont give me offal,game,or blue veined cheese.
- DrinksI love going to the pub for a few to unwind after work.
- Holidayslove the southwest,just love the beaches.
- Petsdogs,specially when they are puppies,how cute
- Fav thinglip gloss and my mobile.
- Fav Placest ives at night in the harbour , or somewhere high up watchin the sunset over london.
My attitude
- Family lifeHave a mum n a dad been married ages and I have a brother. I have two sons 11 nearly 12 n 9,yes i'm 25 maths time.
- Jobs&WorkingI work for the money,cos then i can have nice things.
- MoneyMmm i'm going to sound shallow now and say money,as I really wanna do my house up Or I could marry a millionaire? or a hundredthousandaire?
- Politicspolitics,i know i should take an interest but i dont.
