Dougiew (40) from Aberdeenshire, Scotland, aberdeen
About me
The Facts... If you drop a buttered piece of bread, it will fall on the floor butter-side down. If a cat is dropped from a window or other high and towering place, it will land on it's feet. But what if you attach a buttered piece of bread, butter-side up to a cat's back and toss them both out the window? Will the cat land on its feet? Or will the butter splat on the ground? The answer... Even if you are too lazy to do the experiment yourself you should be able to deduce the obvious result. The laws of butterology demand that the butter must hit the ground, and the equally strict laws of feline aerodynamics demand that the cat can not smash its furry back. If the combined construct were to land, nature would have no way to resolve this paradox. Therefore it simply does not fall. ..........or DOES IT?
Dougiew's Bands
MY APPEARANCE
- Height5´ 7" (170 cm)
- Bodyshapeabout average
- Haircolourblack
- Hairstylemedium
- Eyecolourgreen
- General appearanceEuropean/White
MY INTERESTS
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Looking for...
- some fun
- romance
- friendship first, maybe more
- chatting on the phone
- a webcam chat
- a long-term relationship
- a date
- ...flirty fun?!
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Sports
- Rugby
- Football
- Billiards/Pool
- bedroom sports
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Music
- Soul
- Salsa
- Rock
- R&B
- Punkrock
- Oldies
- Jazz
- Irish Folk Music
- Instrumental
- Heavy Metal
- Country
- Classical
- Blues
- anything
- Ambient
- Alternative
- 80s
- 70s
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Authors
- James Herbert
- Shaun Hutson
