Weeesplatt (39) from Essex, England, Brentwood
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About me
Politically incorrect male (if it's funny, it's funny, even if it's in bad taste!) - I'll feel really guilty about it later in private... Honest! 6 foot tall, slim build, 2 arms, 2 legs, blue eyes and a pulse. I Live in Essex, and work in Hampshire (and before you ask, yes it's a wonderful commute... I love the M25 so much - Oh, I'm a tad sarcastic too!) I ride a motorbike when it's sunny, and a snowboard when it's snowy (sorry, all the comments about 2 planks bolted together have already been made! :-p). So in the UK that means for 11 months of the year I'm in the car hiding from the rain. I play pool and guitar badly (for you own good, best to ask me for a game, not a serenade!). I drink socially and dance about like someone with 2 left feet, of different sizes with hiccups (no, the feet don't have hiccups... Jeeez!). If you're easily embarrassed by someone else making a complete tit of themselves (sometimes intended, mostly not!), best you move along now.
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MY APPEARANCE
- Height6´ 0" (183 cm)
- Bodyshapeslender
- Haircolourdark blonde
- Hairstyleshort
- Eyecolourblue
- General appearanceEuropean/White
MY LIFE
- OccupationIT
- ProfessionIT
- Educationa secret Languages
- English
MY INTERESTS
- I like...Marmite :-)
- I dislike...Mushrooms *blurgh*
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Looking for...
- some fun
- romance
- no idea!
- guess what !?
- a short-term relationship
- a long-term relationship
- a date
- ...flirty fun?!
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Sports
- Ice hockey
- Frizbee
- Dancing
- Cycling
- Chess
- Bowling
- Auto Racing
- ice-skating
- Paintball
- Snowboarding
- Swimming
- Walking
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Music
- Softrock&Glam Rock
- Rock
- Punkrock
- Progressive Rock
- Pop
- Instrumental
- Indie
- House
- Heavy Metal
- Hardcore
- Happy Hardcore
- Gothic Rock
- Garage
- Funk
- Electro Pop
- dance
- Blues
- anything
- Ambient
- Alternative
- 80s
- 70s
- Soul
- Techno
- Trance
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Authors
- Terry Pratchett
About me
- Where I liveA couple of good things come out the area I live in. The M25 and the A12! Okay, the M25 isn't really that good, but there isn't really much else!
- Do you want to stay there?I'd rather not stay here. By here I mean this country. It's going down the pan, and I'd rather jump before I get introduced to the U bend!
- What is your occupation?I work for a small company, so although officially I'm a programmer, I turn my hand to many IT related things. I won't bore you with the detail (save that for the dates - KIDDING!).
- What have you done so far?I'm been a professional IT geek for many years, I have been a technical journo, but most of the time I'm working on techie stuff, not writing about it.
- What are your future plans?Plans for the future? Ha! I haven't even planned past June!
- Your perfect partnerHmmm, perfect partner... Big chest, bigger bank balance and bad eye site! LOL!
Stuff I like
- What are you interests/hobbies?I play guitar badly, pool (a bit better). I snowboard quite competently (I can get down from the top of a mountain without having to use my face as a brake!).
- MusicI like many styles of music. Quality being the most important thing. I prefer music to be made by bands consisting of musicians, not just all singers if you know what I mean.
- Your fav tv seriesPrison break, Top Gear, CSI
- Your fav books/authorsI don't get much time to read, but I do it's usually something humourous such as Terry Pratchett or Douglas Adams
- What sort of movies do you like?Standard bloke movies I guess. Nothing wrong with an action film, especially if you don't fancy having to think. Comedy is even better.
- Types of people you like?I prefer people with a sense of humour. I'm a sarcastic git at time, but occasionally (ok, most of the time) giggle at jokes that contain the word "bum". Okay, yes, I admit it, I'm 12!
- FoodWhat an odd question... A British or French attitude to eating... really not sure how to answer that one, and I've lived in France... If being French means taking a 2 hour lunch, then it really depends what I've got planned for the afternoon... If it's something fun, I'll do a 15 minutes lunch and get indigestion!
- DrinksMore often than not I'm driving, so I might have a pint or two, but that's it... If I'm not driving then I prefer to drink until giggly, not until legless and wanting to punch everyone on the planet. Can't stand people like that.
- HolidaysI like various types of holiday. Snowboarding is a reasonably new hobby, and now I can actually stay upright it's more fun than the fast track to casualty it was the first week! I also like vaguely random holidays, last year I upped sticks and went to Krakow in Poland for a long weekend, just because it was a bit different. I had a ball.
- PetsI have a stupid cat. He falls out of windows (ground floor luckily), chases shadows, and pounces on things that don't exist. All standard kitten behaviour, except he's five years old.
- Fav thingFave thing... Oh blimee... Can I have half a dozen? I like my motorbike, my guitar, my computer, my car and my snowboard when the weather permits. Sometimes I like the cat. Sometimes I don't.
- Fav PlaceAnywhere where I'm happy/having fun.
My attitude
- Family lifeI'm close to my family, I have 3 brothers, and a niece now. She doesn't do much at the moment, but she's cute. When she's not cute she's smelly! lol.
- PoliticsPolitics... Oh please, don't get me started! Politicians are all as bad as each other. I don't believe anything that comes out of their mouths. The EU is a huge waste of money. Nothing wrong with a nice free trade agreement that we used to have, this United states of Europe is just more jobs for the boys, it won't work, it will just cost us all a huge amount of money whilst they work that out.
