Nugmebot (27) from Cambridgeshire, England, Cambridge
About me
why do all the ladies list liars and cheats in their dislikes? that's like saying you don't like burglars - ie fucking obvious. what a barren wasteland of imagination you must inhabit... no wonder you're looking for dates on the internet lol anyway, i'm looking for a date on the internet. hey at least i'm not lying, and you can bet if i had a gaggle of gf's to deal with i wouldn't be here so i'm not a cheat either. what i am is a sarcastic, misanthropic, lazy web addict with an occasional weed habit looking for a smoking hot robotic lesbian ninja to sweep me off my feet and do my laundry happily ever after. i suppose unconditional love and everlasting devotion would do as a substitute. oh and you've got to have all your own teeth. that's about it. ~~ No Single Mothers.
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MY APPEARANCE
- Height6´ 1" (185 cm)
- Bodyshapeslender
- Haircolourlight brown
- Hairstyleshort
- Eyecolourgreen
- General appearanceEuropean/White
MY LIFE
- Occupationretired
- Professionjust paying off a loan
- EducationUniversity Languages
- French
- English
MY INTERESTS
- I like...sleeping late, hot showers, oats for breakfast, toast & marmite, real coffee
- I dislike...taxes, chart music, creationism, tabloid news, impatience, televised sport,
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Looking for...
- anything except for sex
- a threesome with 1 guy and 2 girls
- Related Profiles
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Sports
- Yoga
- Walking
- Swimming
- Skydiving
- Skate boarding
- Running
- Martial Arts
- Gliding
- Frizbee
- Diving
- Cycling
- Chess
- Billiards/Pool
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Music
- Soul
- Reggae
- Instrumental
- HipHop
- Funk
- Experimental
- Drum&Bass
- Classical
- Blues
- Ambient
- Alternative
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Authors
- Luke Rhinehart
- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
- Joseph Heller
- John Irving
- George Orwell
- Edgar Allen Poe
- Douglas Adams
- Bertrand Russell
About me
- What have you done so far?got up, had a shower, some breakfast... checked my messages. still no hot lesbian ninjas :'(
- What are your future plans?might go into town later... i need to get some food first. you should come with me.
- Your perfect partner1 hot. 2 ninja. 3 lesbian. will accept two out of three.
Stuff I like
- What are you interests/hobbies?everything from organic vegetable cultivation to share option trading.
- Musicit's the food of life. play on.
- Your fav books/authorsi'll read most things, but i draw the line at the da vinci code. that book sucked the leaves off the trees... don't get me started.
- What kind of people do you find attractive? a wise man once said "beauty is common, there are so many beautiful people in the world. what matters is what's attractive about you beyond your looks."
