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Blauerdrache (36/f) from PLYMOUTH in Devon, England
Hello Potential Partner, Can you say yes to any of the following questions? Are you at no more than 40% human? (Doctor's note may be required as proof. Vet's notes not accepted) Have you spent time in prison for murder? Do you take more than three Prozac a day? Do you owe vast sums of money to 'Jimmy the B**tard' loan sharking corp? Would the Elephant Man turn his nose (trunk?) up at you? Do the staff at the Sexual Diseases clinic know you by your first name? Are you on more than four pints of heroin a day? Is the gutter your home? Is vivisection one of your hobbies? Du tlk n txt spk? Count your limbs- Do you have less or more than four? Do you smell of cat piss? Are you a good swimmer because of the webbing between your toes? If nagging w...
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blauerdrache
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Zerotolerance (20/m) from Plymouth in Devon, England
I remember happiness,
But it’s been so long.
Memories fading,
Our love now gone.
Sometimes I’m glad,
The fights came to an end.
But then a tear falls,
And I miss you again.
I try to forget,
Push back the pain.
But then it all comes back,
When I hear your name.
I wonder where you are,
Are you happy or sad.
Do you ever think of me,
Or the love we had.
I sometimes wonder,
How you’d give up something so dear.
What once was mine,
Is now her’s with a drop of a tear.
They say if you love something,
Let it go.
Will you come back,
Only God knows.
Will I ever find love,
Or were you for me.
Why her then,
If we’re meant to be.
I hope this isn’t it,
I need just one more try.
But...
zerotolerance
zerotolerance
Nefrada (52/m) from Plymouth in Devon, England
I'm slippery when wet
I'll make you laugh
I'll pretend I didn't see you look at that hunk at the bar
I'll always be impressed with how clever you are
I'll never make fun of you
My heart is as soft as my skin
My heart will jump every time you walk through the door
I have a contagious laugh
I'll think you're just about the coolest person I know
I won't sleep with your friends
The only drama I have any part of is on television
My kisses will take your breath away
I know a lot about movies
I'll always open teh door for you
My friends love me
I'll never waste your love
I'd never give you sh*tin front of your friends
I don't need batteries
I'll always have strong arms
My kids already grown up
I smell nice.
Wh...
nefrada
nefrada
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Nickh46 (39/m) from Plymouth in Devon, England
Am a single father, like country pubs, good wine, good company,
Looking to make some friends in my area dont get out too much being a single dad but would like to talk to and maybe see some new people.
Also important is i am not looking for a one night stand or something meaningless been there done that i want more much more have experienced what i can have when minds and souls connect and will not settle for anything less :)
just looking for an honest open fun lady that is not afraid to show her emotions that i can build something with.
After all im getting old now :) and would love to meet someone special.
Get in touch i am genuine and honest yes i do have some baggage but dont we all :)
i am certainly not a normal blok...
nickh46
nickh46
Plymlad26 (29/m) from Plymouth in Devon, England
hiya ladies
iam craig from plymouth
iam 26 single got funny n wild soh like 2 make people laugh
iam very caring also genuine i belive in what comes around goes around
what iam looking for is a genuine ladie 2 chat with nothing serious just a good old laugh
not really looking 4 a relationship but if mrs right comes along then who am i 2 argue with her :)
i work 4 mobile phone company i enjoy my job but when iam not working i like 2 go cinema bowling eating out cosy nights in also like going 2 pubs not really into clubs as its full of young people wanting 2 get drunk and fight but i do still go every now and then abit about me
i would say iam really stunning but iam not ugly what is missing i make up with my personality and can b...
plymlad26
plymlad26
