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Travellingman (30/m) from London in London, England
Roll up, roll up! No not that kind of roll up. I'm looking for a quirky, hippy lady to come on adventures and find exiting new things. Often found dancing to funk in a full-on pirate outfit in the middle of the circle when I’m not thinking up ways to earn my millions and take over the world. I'm easy going, openminded, full of energy but can also be the laziest man in the world when it comes to getting out of bed. Especially when there is a warm girl in it. You have to be able to laugh out loud at things and yourself and at me. I have a childish, stupid, smutty, random sense of humour so beware! If you fit the bill then you will be treated like royalty or if you like we can split the bill....ready when you are.
"You cannot make so...
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Bodger99 (56/m) from London in London, England
I'm a typical bloke as far as being into computers, sport and music goes. I'm a really easy-going, liberal sort of person but I absolutely HATE smoking. I adore my garden. I'm into health (probably an age thing). I don't drive ('cos of my disability.) I like to think I'm very honest. I've no kids, no pets (I'm allergic ... to pets, not kids!) and I don't do flying I'm afraid.
Above all, I’m totally relaxed about myself. I’m definitely NOT some sort of balding middle-aged man with a paunch!
I'm not sure why I registered here because I'm not after a 'heavy' relationship - (the word 'date' disappeared out of my vocabulary a long time ago!). I've always been more comfortable with women rather than men in terms of friends - mates are great...
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Chickatilo (38/m) from London in London, England
I love to live. There are entirely too many things to enjoy in this life to be bogged down by anxiety and stress. listening to good music is my passion. Music is one of the greatest ways a person can express themselves. Plus it's a blast ! But I pride myself on being real and not being a bull hitter. Games are not acceptable and I try to always be up front and honest. Other than that...I'm a pretty open book. I think communication is very important and I try very hard to do that as well as making it as easy as possible for everyone to communicate with me. I am very secure with myself and have found a great deal of inner peace over the last 2 years or so. . I'm also a very sexually energetic person. I think sex is as important as any other a...
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Crikeymikey (29/m) from London in London, England
I'm a writer so I'm my own boss which is great - well, it was until I until I found out I was stealing from the company and sacked myself. So I only went and sued me for unfair dismissal (which I lost - I should never have conducted my own defence) Well I hit the bottle pretty hard and slashed my own tyres late one night which really quite annoyed me the next morning as I had an important shareholders meeting. When I started recieving death threats from myself I decided enough was enough so I got a court injunction taken out on me and now I can't even go within three miles of my own house or place of work. Now I can sleep soundly in my mock-tudor mansion as I wander the cold streets at night, plotting my revenge... So, yeah - it's not all i...
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Microchrist (38/m) from London in London, England
So, who am I and why should you care? I'm a tall man with blonde hair and a boring job. I live in a nice flat somewhere and am exceptional in several areas...For example, I am the only person on Earth with these fingerprints and DNA. I have an imagination that refuses to be tethered to the ground and will whisk me away on a journey to uncharted stars, only to dump me back on the Earth with a tale to tell.
I am a Vegetarian but don't let that put you off. I don't sit munching leaves and oddly coloured berries... I can't stand Broccoli!
People have been known to ask, "Do your feet go all the way to the end of those boots?" The answer is, sadly, yes. I do have big feet but with my height, anything smaller would be stupid.
I...
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