About me
I'm currently doing absolutely nothing. Nothing of any consequence anyway. That leaves plenty of time for any amusing ideas that anyone may care to suggest. As long as they're not unnecessarily strenuous. Necessarily? Fine, but I'm a lazy fellow with few interests, so I see little point in over-exertion unless it results in both parties being amazed, moved or relieved.
Catintheflat's Bands
- Frank Sinatra
- David Bowie
- Blur
- The Delgados
- Velvet Underground
MY APPEARANCE
- Height5´ 10" (178 cm)
- Bodyshapeathletic and toned
- Haircolourblonde
- Hairstylelong
- Eyecolourblue
- General appearanceEuropean/White
MY LIFE
- OccupationLayabout
- ProfessionArtist
- EducationCollege
Languages- French
- English
MY INTERESTS
- I like...French pop. Coco Pops. Pop Art. Fizzy carbonated pop.
- I dislike...Text speak. Sportswear, especially trainers.
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Looking for...
- some fun
- romance
- no strings fun
- just friends
- friendship first, maybe more
- an activity partner
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Music
- Softrock&Glam Rock
- Punkrock
- Oldies
- Indie
- Classical
- Alternative
- 70s
About me
- Where I liveSouth East London. Was forced here by love and ludicrous West london rents. Wasn't looking forward to it but liked it immediately. There aren't any artists in Chelsea any more. They all seem to be within walking distance. Camberwell/Peckham might have some ghastly aspects, especially aesthetically, but the people make me smile. All sorts rubbing along together; a lot of smiles and nods. Occasionally, at dead of night, I've heard gunfire followed by police helicopters but I've yet to be troubled by it.
- What is your occupation?Vulgarity is so unattractive.
- What have you done so far?Outside of various startling musical concepts and literary criticism, I've never worked a day in my life... except... alright, there was one day when I was 16. I chopped down trees in the blistering heat for 8 hours straight and after handing in my notice, collecting the pittance owed and downing a handful of stolen Valium, I decided that there were no 'ethics' in 'work' whatsoever. Having also discarded crime due to the incredibly dull company, I set out on a path of pure fancy. Creativity and wit have not always sustained me though. I'll admit to having been 'kept'.
- What are your future plans?Aside from some delightful child and dog care duty plus inevitable visits to the tobacconist, I am completely in the dark.
- Your perfect partnerA milk-maid. Big. Plaits a must. None too bright. Willing to cook, sew and have sex on command, gratefully. Alternatively, a skinny androgyne with a little boy haircut, a massive IQ and an extensive appreciation of Swedish art-house cinema and squirly painting. Actually, a mutation of the two sounds about right but 'perfect' examples of either will not be turned away.
Stuff I like
- What are you interests/hobbies?Faced with the aesthetic splendour of the design choices at B&Q, my DIY habit continues to grow. The preparation of a room before painting is a particularly fascinating business... as a psychology thesis and I feel sure that by now you have an inkling about my true feelings toward the word 'hobbies'. My interests certainly don't include any mind-numbing effort. I like very little outside of Swedish art-house cinema, squirly paintings and milk-maids. Haven't I already answered this?
- Music I listen to nothing written after 1137. Talented, sexually frustrated and probably doomed 12th century musical monks are of distinctly relevant interest to me. Actually, on occasion I'll dip into the late 19th/early 20th with a spot of Ravel or Debussy and have been known to be obsessive about 1960's exponents of either dismally bleak or knees-up jolly tunesmithery. So, Scott Walker, Jacques Brel. Couldn't do without the odd yeh-yeh girlie either. The odder, the better.
- Your fav tv series"The Strange World of Gurney Slade". But if there were a strapping pair of thighs next to me I could endure incredible things."The Price is Right"?
- Your fav books/authorsThe Moon and Sixpence by Somerset Maughm. Les grands meaulnes by Alain Fournier.
- What sort of movies do you like? Have you got something against Swedish art-house? Well, if there's a potential squeeze with an aversion to it, substitute Swedish for French and I'll be equally content. I definitely don't want to go to some blandly designed anti-septic room with someone I don't know to sit amongst a whole crowd of others I don't know to watch Hollywood fluff. Actually, since smoking, drinking, hard drugs and sneaky sex have been banished, the cinema has little appeal.
- Types of people you like?Mr. Egalitarian. No, not entirely true with regard to my own sex. The only men I have any contact with are a splendid line up of poets, painters and piccolo players. All broke and excessively gifted. My acquaintanceship with, and admiration of, women from many diverse socio-political/cultural spheres is wider, though obviously not currently intimate, and I've already described some particular preferences.
- What kind of people do you find attractive? I keep answering this. Maybe they don't believe me? I'll do it slowly... M (for machiavellian) I (for illusive) L (for lazy)... this is too much like chopping trees.
- FoodDo I have a British or French "attitude" towards eating? More the 'attitude' of a pig but I possess impeccable table manners.
- DrinksDo I have a "predelicton" for certain types of drinks/juices? You must have switched interviewers; these are much better questions. Indeed, my 'predeliction' for Pepsi Max is spiraling.
- HolidaysI'm going nowhere until my benefactors expire, enabling me to galavant in style.
- PetsMy Achilles heel or where I become choosy. If you don't like the beasts of the field, I can say with certainty that I won't like you. I've yet to trust anyone who dislikes animals and my instincts are always 100% right.
- Fav thing Rather keen on my nose at present. Having entered my 40's, it appears to be growing disproportionately. So much so that I'm now able to gaze at it. It may be my close proximity but I'm feeling an attachment not previously experienced.
- Fav PlaceNo places but a few faces.
- What's your favourite food?Sugar Puffs.
- What are your favourite activities?I see that the old interviewer is back. I find the word 'activity' as repulsive as the words, 'partner' or 'track-suit'. As for the pursuits you suggest: "Camping", "music festivals" and "gym" are as desirable to me as bubonic plague to a 13th century Belgian. Then again, I did play at a few festivals and found it to be rather pleasantly like the late 60s Hollywood take on the "beautiful people". Bare bums and cheerful, dippy camaraderie. My problem is probably an unreasonable fear of being in the audience. "Aviation", I might consider if on the run but I completely refuse to be 'aviated' by others. A little secret; I was a very fine footballer as a boy but again, as puberty arrived, I found the company to be on a par with the criminal underworld. Profoundly tedious.
My attitude
- Jobs&WorkingCareful now.
- Money"Lots of money" sounds infinitely better than "lots of friends". I've found that friends are better counted on one hand.
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